I'm short, fat, and funny looking..
I have the body of a god...Fortunately it's
Buddha God of Happiness and Luck..
I'm just here to keep the whackos straight,
provide a little comic relief and
charm all of the beautiful ladies on MD!!!
the person I would like to meet:
Hot Mama in a real short skirt who will cut my toenails for me
and if that's not lovin' me then God didn't make little green apples!!!!